Picture:
"THE DEPARTED," "Babel,""Letters From Iwo Jima," "Little Miss Sunshine," "The Queen"
Animated Feature Film:
"HAPPY FEET," "Cars," "Monster House"
Actor:
FOREST WHITAKER in "The Last King of Scotland," Leonardo DiCaprio in "Blood Diamond," Ryan Gosling in "Half Nelson," Peter O'Toole in "Venus," Will Smith in "The Pursuit of Happyness"
Actress:
HELEN MIRREN in "The Queen," Penelope Cruz in "Volver," Judi Dench in "Notes on a Scandal," Meryl Streep in "The Devil Wears Prada," Kate Winslet in "Little Children"
Supporting Actor:
ALAN ARKIN in "Little Miss Sunshine," Jackie Earle Haley in "Little Children," Djimon Honsou in "Blood Diamond," Eddie Murphy in "Dreamgirls," Mark Wahlberg in "The Departed"
Supporting Actress:
JENNIFER HUDSON in "Dreamgirls," Adriana Barraza in "Babel," Cate Blanchett in "Notes on a Scandal," Abigail Breslin in "Little Miss Sunshine," Rinko Kikuchi in "Babel"
Director:
MARTIN SCORSESE for "The Departed," Clint Eastwood for "Letters From Iwo Jima," Stephen Frears for "The Queen," Paul Greengrass for "United 93," Alejandro González Iñárritu for "Babel"
Monday, February 26, 2007
American Idol naked time
New pictures of Idols Antonella Barba surfaced today and their much worse than the other ones of her on the toilet and holding her boobies on the beach. This time she has a weiner in her mouth. Yeaaaaa... Thanks to Idontlikeyouinthatway.com for the images.
Friday, February 23, 2007
Who Me?
Mydeathspace.com
This site has become my addiction. Its a list of all people with myspace accounts who have either died or are murderers. The site has links to everyones profile and usually an accompanying new article or obituary to give you a better idea of what happened with the person. It's very amusing in a morbid kind of way.
How to ruin a classic movie series
1. Do NOT Go 3D!
2. Do NOT Start Making Straight-to-DVD Sequels!
3. Do NOT Change the Actor of the Main Character!
4. Do NOT Forget to Keep At Least One Storyline to Connect All of the Films Together!
5. Do NOT Focus On a Minor Character or Villain in a Sequel!
source
American Idol camp?
Wow. This is might be the sign of the apocalypse. The camp is for 12 - 15 year olds and is rumored to cost about $2,950 for a ten day session. I guess thats one way you can tell if your son is gay. source
Woman found in car engine at the border.
US Customs & Border officials arrested a man at the border for trying to smuggle a woman into the country in the engine of his car. Officers removed the grill and said they found a Chinese woman lying in a non-factory compartment of the engine. She was freed and transported to a local medical facility. source
This has to be a joke. How did she not get cooked in there or die from carbon minoxide? It makes you think though, with all the shit people talk about the US, wherever this chick lived was so bad that she was willing to climb into a cars engine compartment to get here.
Top Gear builds a rocket car
These guys are cool. They almost got their asses kicked in Alabama for riding around with anti-Nascar stuff written on the side of their car and now they are building a rocket car. The landing is a little rough but props for the execution.
Links>>>
Babes in the bath (nsfw)
The wife from everybody loves raymond pops out a titty
Another funny teacher note on a test
best.game.ever
The monkey steals the peach
These guys were sailing when a volcano erupted....
Kid puts on a shock collar and gets his ass zapped
I bet he hasnt seen a vagina since he fell outta one
A list of like 20 escape the room flash games
This site has become my addiction. Its a list of all people with myspace accounts who have either died or are murderers. The site has links to everyones profile and usually an accompanying new article or obituary to give you a better idea of what happened with the person. It's very amusing in a morbid kind of way.How to ruin a classic movie series
1. Do NOT Go 3D!
2. Do NOT Start Making Straight-to-DVD Sequels!
3. Do NOT Change the Actor of the Main Character!
4. Do NOT Forget to Keep At Least One Storyline to Connect All of the Films Together!
5. Do NOT Focus On a Minor Character or Villain in a Sequel!
source
American Idol camp?
Wow. This is might be the sign of the apocalypse. The camp is for 12 - 15 year olds and is rumored to cost about $2,950 for a ten day session. I guess thats one way you can tell if your son is gay. source
Woman found in car engine at the border.
US Customs & Border officials arrested a man at the border for trying to smuggle a woman into the country in the engine of his car. Officers removed the grill and said they found a Chinese woman lying in a non-factory compartment of the engine. She was freed and transported to a local medical facility. sourceThis has to be a joke. How did she not get cooked in there or die from carbon minoxide? It makes you think though, with all the shit people talk about the US, wherever this chick lived was so bad that she was willing to climb into a cars engine compartment to get here.
Top Gear builds a rocket car
These guys are cool. They almost got their asses kicked in Alabama for riding around with anti-Nascar stuff written on the side of their car and now they are building a rocket car. The landing is a little rough but props for the execution.
Links>>>
Babes in the bath (nsfw)
The wife from everybody loves raymond pops out a titty
Another funny teacher note on a test
best.game.ever
The monkey steals the peach
These guys were sailing when a volcano erupted....
Kid puts on a shock collar and gets his ass zapped
I bet he hasnt seen a vagina since he fell outta one
A list of like 20 escape the room flash games
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Enough
Britney back in rehab, again.
I am se
risouly getting the feeling of Deja Vu here. This is insanity. This time the news is that she went to Das Federlines house in the middle of the night and tried to get in to see the spawns but was denied by The Fed. She then proceeded to go nuts on an SUV parked in the driveway 86'ing the thing with an umbrella before mama Spears came and dragged her back to rehab for a 3rd time. Insiders claim that if she leaves rehab this time without completeing the mandatory 30 day stint then Federline will file for full custody, which at this point might not be a bad idea. This story is like crack cocaine to me and I just can't get enough. It's the mental breakdown of a lifetime unfolding before me with updates on the hour in full color
I am se
risouly getting the feeling of Deja Vu here. This is insanity. This time the news is that she went to Das Federlines house in the middle of the night and tried to get in to see the spawns but was denied by The Fed. She then proceeded to go nuts on an SUV parked in the driveway 86'ing the thing with an umbrella before mama Spears came and dragged her back to rehab for a 3rd time. Insiders claim that if she leaves rehab this time without completeing the mandatory 30 day stint then Federline will file for full custody, which at this point might not be a bad idea. This story is like crack cocaine to me and I just can't get enough. It's the mental breakdown of a lifetime unfolding before me with updates on the hour in full color
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker, and his brother's black and red
Whats important RIGHT now
Britney out of rehab again
Are you serious? Is this even possible? Can someone please just put the gun in her mouth for her now? Why do I keep going back to this topic?
Tommy Morrison cleared to box again
He was
a bad dude years ago (46-3-1, 40 KOs) but he hasn't been allowed in a boxing ring in 11 years since a positive HIV test. During the 11 year ban he vehemently denied having HIV and after years of medical tests and hearings with the boxing commission he has been cleared to fight again on thursday. He claims he can be a contender within 3 months but at 38 and not having boxed professionally in 11 years the odds are not in his favor. Regardless I wish the guy the best of luck. It sucks to see talent like his get wasted on a doctors error.
Heather Mills is going to be on dancing with the stars.
How are you going to put a chick with one leg on dancing with the stars? I mean that show is taped live occasionally, what are the sponsors going to say when that prosthetic leg goes flying off and kicks Tom Bergeron all the way back to Hollywood Squares? I think it would be great if they made her dance to some Beatles songs, I mean that would just be icing on the stump cake.
Gonzaga's Josh Heytvelt charged with felony drug possession.
I mean come on man. You can't go riding around town smoking dope with an ounce of shrooms on you. Dude you knew you weren't going to take the ounce so why even bother driving around with the entire thing on you. Now your hit with a Class C felony, probably if not already booted off your team and possibly looking at jail. Good one hippie.
House Explosion caught by police dash cam
Before you ask, yes he died.
Britney out of rehab again
Are you serious? Is this even possible? Can someone please just put the gun in her mouth for her now? Why do I keep going back to this topic?
Tommy Morrison cleared to box again
He was
a bad dude years ago (46-3-1, 40 KOs) but he hasn't been allowed in a boxing ring in 11 years since a positive HIV test. During the 11 year ban he vehemently denied having HIV and after years of medical tests and hearings with the boxing commission he has been cleared to fight again on thursday. He claims he can be a contender within 3 months but at 38 and not having boxed professionally in 11 years the odds are not in his favor. Regardless I wish the guy the best of luck. It sucks to see talent like his get wasted on a doctors error.Heather Mills is going to be on dancing with the stars.
How are you going to put a chick with one leg on dancing with the stars? I mean that show is taped live occasionally, what are the sponsors going to say when that prosthetic leg goes flying off and kicks Tom Bergeron all the way back to Hollywood Squares? I think it would be great if they made her dance to some Beatles songs, I mean that would just be icing on the
Gonzaga's Josh Heytvelt charged with felony drug possession.
I mean come on man. You can't go riding around town smoking dope with an ounce of shrooms on you. Dude you knew you weren't going to take the ounce so why even bother driving around with the entire thing on you. Now your hit with a Class C felony, probably if not already booted off your team and possibly looking at jail. Good one hippie.
House Explosion caught by police dash cam
Before you ask, yes he died.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Odviously you're not a golfer
Barry Bonds reports to Giants camp:
Barry, his size 13 cranium and his fanny pack showed up for Giants camp today amid mass
hysteria. The media hounded him with questions like "Why is your head so big?" and "Dude, a fanny pack, seriously?" to which Bonds replied "have you SEEN the cut in my bicep, shredded dude, shredded... " Its going to be a long season folks and it's only going to get worse as he gets closer to, and eventually beats the record.
Michael Irvin released by ESPN:
In a statement released by ESPN "Michael Irvin will not be returning to NFL Countdown this season." They give no reason as to why and the speculation ranges from drug use to a desire to persue opportunities as an actor.
Oh Michael when will you learn? I will give it to you, you were a damn good analyst but I respect you for going back to your true calling, wanton sex and illicit drug use. While playing for the cowboys you were able to rack up an unprecedented 1.26 arrests per year as well a
s maintain a strict regiment of 2 eight balls a day. Some of the greatest plays of your career came off the court like the time the DEA broke down the door to your hotel room filled with coke and hookers. Or who could forget the time you got pulled over with a pipe in your car and claimed it was your brothers and you took it from him to prevent him from using it, but you forgot to throw it out. Your commitment to blow may never be matched by anyone in the NFL again but don't let ESPN dropping you discourage you from pursuing your dreams. Talent like yours will always come out on top.
Teenage "sport killings" of the homeless on the rise.
So now the new trend among the kids seems to be "hunting" and killing the homeless. The National Coalition For The Homeless reported 122 attacks and 20 murders of the homeless last year alone. They claim this was the highest number in a decade. Predominantly middle class white kids are the ones doing the killings / attacks with bats, painball guns and golf clubs. As usual the kids are coping out saying they learned it from the Bum Fights videos and the media is jumping all over it. The article I read goes on to list numerous other instances of young kids beating the
homeless as well as interviewing homeless people who say they live in fear of being beaten to death by kids hungry for some homeless vengence.
I say we get Jack Mason, homeless super soldier of justice of Surviving the Game fame, to just take these kids out. The kids would be running in fear as Mason came down the street, smoking cigarette butts off the ground while double fisting the private stock. As the movie stated "Jack Mason knows he's going to die someday. But today he's not in the mood" odviously there is no one more qualified for this job.
Gas cooker blows up island:
A faulty gas cooker exploded on a remote carribean island destroying half of it. Fire swept from hut to hut in a matter of minutes as villagers dove into the ocean or scrambled to their fishing boats. Of the 1,014 people on the island 348 were injured but no one was killed. I would love to add some sort of joke here but the picture alone is comedic genius. I mean it looks like a nuke went off.
Simpsons Trailer
Barry, his size 13 cranium and his fanny pack showed up for Giants camp today amid mass
hysteria. The media hounded him with questions like "Why is your head so big?" and "Dude, a fanny pack, seriously?" to which Bonds replied "have you SEEN the cut in my bicep, shredded dude, shredded... " Its going to be a long season folks and it's only going to get worse as he gets closer to, and eventually beats the record.Michael Irvin released by ESPN:
In a statement released by ESPN "Michael Irvin will not be returning to NFL Countdown this season." They give no reason as to why and the speculation ranges from drug use to a desire to persue opportunities as an actor.
Oh Michael when will you learn? I will give it to you, you were a damn good analyst but I respect you for going back to your true calling, wanton sex and illicit drug use. While playing for the cowboys you were able to rack up an unprecedented 1.26 arrests per year as well a
s maintain a strict regiment of 2 eight balls a day. Some of the greatest plays of your career came off the court like the time the DEA broke down the door to your hotel room filled with coke and hookers. Or who could forget the time you got pulled over with a pipe in your car and claimed it was your brothers and you took it from him to prevent him from using it, but you forgot to throw it out. Your commitment to blow may never be matched by anyone in the NFL again but don't let ESPN dropping you discourage you from pursuing your dreams. Talent like yours will always come out on top.Teenage "sport killings" of the homeless on the rise.
So now the new trend among the kids seems to be "hunting" and killing the homeless. The National Coalition For The Homeless reported 122 attacks and 20 murders of the homeless last year alone. They claim this was the highest number in a decade. Predominantly middle class white kids are the ones doing the killings / attacks with bats, painball guns and golf clubs. As usual the kids are coping out saying they learned it from the Bum Fights videos and the media is jumping all over it. The article I read goes on to list numerous other instances of young kids beating the
homeless as well as interviewing homeless people who say they live in fear of being beaten to death by kids hungry for some homeless vengence.I say we get Jack Mason, homeless super soldier of justice of Surviving the Game fame, to just take these kids out. The kids would be running in fear as Mason came down the street, smoking cigarette butts off the ground while double fisting the private stock. As the movie stated "Jack Mason knows he's going to die someday. But today he's not in the mood" odviously there is no one more qualified for this job.
Gas cooker blows up island:
A faulty gas cooker exploded on a remote carribean island destroying half of it. Fire swept from hut to hut in a matter of minutes as villagers dove into the ocean or scrambled to their fishing boats. Of the 1,014 people on the island 348 were injured but no one was killed. I would love to add some sort of joke here but the picture alone is comedic genius. I mean it looks like a nuke went off.Simpsons Trailer
Monday, February 19, 2007
Tom Brady's Super Bowl Sperm
It is being reported that Tom Brady's ex girlfriend Bridget Moynahan is 3 months pregnant wi
th his kid. Boo Hoo. The big fuss is over the fact a 3 time super bowl winning QB's ex movie star / model girlfriend is pregnant and his new super duper star model girlfriend might be upset. Are you kidding me?! Please, I know a LOT more people a lot more worse off than that. How about the kid at McDonalds who not only knocked up the girl running the shakes but now the girl at the drive thru is two weeks late. Better start pushing those happy meals hando. Not only that but I bet the kid comes out with a super bowl ring on. Some people have all the luck
th his kid. Boo Hoo. The big fuss is over the fact a 3 time super bowl winning QB's ex movie star / model girlfriend is pregnant and his new super duper star model girlfriend might be upset. Are you kidding me?! Please, I know a LOT more people a lot more worse off than that. How about the kid at McDonalds who not only knocked up the girl running the shakes but now the girl at the drive thru is two weeks late. Better start pushing those happy meals hando. Not only that but I bet the kid comes out with a super bowl ring on. Some people have all the luck
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