Britney is out of her mind

12 Ugliest Musicians Of All Time:

Chosen by a group at BlogCritics is the 12 ugliest musicians of all time.

01. Shane MacGowan (THE POGUES)
02. G.G. Allin
03. Gene Simmons (KISS)
04. Lemmy (MOTÖRHEAD)
05. Thom Yorke (RADIOHEAD)
06. Jim Skafish (SKAFISH)
07. Madonna
08. Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
09. HATERUSH
10. GWAR
11. Roger Waters (PINK FLOYD)
12. JOURNEY

Notice that although both of them are in the top 5, 3 and 4 respectively, Gene Simmons and Lemmy from Motorhead are both again in the top five for number of woman they have made do it with. Lemmy is clocking around 2,000 and Gene is appx 5,000 last I checked. This phenomenon can be broken down with a simple mathematical equation guitars + money = vagina. Although not widely spoken about this is the 11th commandment.

Boxing Recap:

Malignaggi def Cherry: Malignaggi came out swinging with the left jab and never let up. The Cherry Bomb just couldnt hold and continually got pummeled round after round. He ignored the advice of his corner to go for Malignaggi's body early and take away his legs which ultimately led to his downfall. Cherry came back in the tenth with a flurry and for a second had me thinking he might put him down but Malignaggi's skill, fresh legs and blue hair were enough to stand the test and come away with a unanimous decision. While Malignaggi is certainly a great fighter whether or not he has the showmanship and style to pack the seats and become more than a hometown hero remains to be seen.

Powell def Smith: Ishe Smith, my favorite boxer from the show The Contender lost a unanimous decision to Sechew Powell in ten rounds. The fight was booed through the first three as Smith waited to counter punch and Powell didn't take much initiative to start the action. Smith put Powell down with a right in the fourth but it wasnt so much the punch as his feet got tangled and he fell. The fight stayed boring until the last 2 rounds where Powell started fighting like a man who was behind in the cards and started to throw more punches. In the end Powell's work load overshadowed Smith's effective punching and he took home the unanimous decision.

Berto def Bravo: Young up and comer Andre Burto (17-0 15KO) took on The Contender runner up Humberto Bravo (23-13-3 12KO) in a ten round fight to open the night. I haven't seen an ass whooping like this in quite some time. As a matter of fact I would have included a picture in this section but I couldnt find a picture of Bravo on his back with the same look of bewilderment in his eyes that would do justice to boxing lesson Berto gave him. Berto pummeled Bravo relentlessly with beautiful punches that connected soundly. He had great timing on his punches and waited for his openings while hitting with blinding speed. The fight didnt even get out of the first round as hook after hook put Bravo to the canvas three times in the first round forcing a TKO. I havent seen a TKO since the last time I fought Glass Joe in Mike Tysons Punch Out. Honestly Bravo, hang em up. The fifteen minutes of fame are over.


Daytona 500:

Kevin Harvick beats Mark Martin to win the greatest race in the land. Honestly I am not the biggest NASCAR fan but after the race yesterday I WILL be tuning in this season. This was the best thing that NASCAR could have asked for, plenty of crashes, lead changes, great racing, and a photo finish as the field wrecks behind the 1-2 guys. It was pure excitement. Hell, a pit crew guy even got run over (he's fine) but what more could you ask for. It was sad to see Mark Martin lose it at the wire with this most likely being his last year. 23 career 500's with no wins and he loses this one at the wire. It's sad to see such a great career most likely end without ever winning the big one. (Photo Courtesy of Glenn Smith)

NBA All Star Weekend:

Again, does anyone care?


Britney's Hair:

Well by now I'm the last one to report on this but seriously what the hell is going on in that pretty shaved little head of hers. Honestly this trainwreck of a person that used to be in regular spank bank rotation for half of America is falling apart right in front of us and I love every minute of it. I honestly think the only thing that she can do to top this is to start smoking crack which I would go as far as to say would be the greatest celebrity moment of all time. If its not crack then maybe, just maybe she'll go Hannibal Lecter on us and devour Das Federline's brains on national television.

UPDATE>>> So now she seems to be having second thoughts about shaving her head. Who would have thought that? hmm. Well now she's running around town with a drag wig on looking FAR worse than if she just went out with the bald head. This whole thing is getting been ridiculous from the start. Like I said before, start hitting the rock and get it over with Britney.

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